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| LISA'S SAX | Those Were The Days | Écrit
par Charles Strouse, Lee Adams |
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Homer: Boy, the way the Bee Gee's played
Marge:
Movies John Travolta made
Homer: Guessing how much Elvis
weighed
Homer & Marge: Those were the days!
Marge:
And you knew where you were then
Homer: Watching shows
like "Gentle Ben"
Homer & Marge: Mister,
we could use a man like Sheriff Lobo again!
Homer: "Disco
Duck" and Fleetwood Mac
Marge: Coming out of my eight-track
Homer & Marge: Michael Jackson still was black, those were
the days!
| ALL SINGING, ALL DANCING | Gonna Paint Your
Wagon | Écrit par Alf Clausen, Steve O'Donnell |
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Clint et un homme: Gonna paint our wagon,
Gonna paint it good,
We ain't braggin',
We're gonna coat the wood.
Tous: They're gonna paint their
wagon,
gonna paint it good,
they ain't braggin',
they're gonna coat the wood.
[...]
Lee: I'm gonna paint this wagon,
I'm gonna paint it fine,
I'm going to use oil-based paint
because this wood is pine.
Une femme: Ponderosa Pine!
| WE PUT THE SPRING IN SPRINGFIELD |
Écrit par Alf Clausen, Ken Keeler |
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Homer: You could close down Moe's, or the Kwik-E-Mart, and
nobody would care
But the heart and soul of Springfield's in our Maison Derriere...
Belle: We're the sauce on your steak, we're cheese in your
cake
We put the spring in Springfield
Danceuse #1: We're the
lace on the nightgown
Danceuse #2: The point after touchdown
Belle & les Danceuses: Yes, we put the spring in Springfield
Belle: We're that little extra spice that makes existence extra-nice
A giddy little thrill
At a reasonable price!
Reverend Lovejoy: Our only major
quarrel's with your total lack of morals
Danceuse #1: Our
skimpy costumes ain't so bad!
Danceuse #2: They seem to
entertain your dad!
Belle & les Danceuses: The gin
in your martini, the clams on your linguine
Yes we keep the spring sound effect in Springfield!
Wiggum,
Krusty & Skinner: We remember our first visit
Maire
Quimby: The service was exquisite!
Mrs. Quimby: Why,
Joseph, I had no idea!
Maire Quimby: Come on now, you were
working here!
Abraham & Jasper: Without it we'd have
had no fun since the March of 1961!
Bart: To shut it down
now would be twisted
Jimbo, Dolph & Kearney: We just
heard this place existed!
Danceuses: We're the highlights
in your hairdo
Apu: The extra arms on Vishnu!
Danceuses:
So don't take the spring sound effect
Les Hommes: We won't
take the spring sound effect
Tous ensemble: Yes, let's
keep the spring sound effect in Springfield!
| SIMPSONCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALA(ANNOYED
GRUNT)CIOUS | Écrit par Alf Clausen, Al Jean,
Mike Reiss |
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Lisa: If you wish to
be our sitter
Please be sweet and never bitter
Help us with math and book reports
Bart: Might I add, eat
my shorts!
Lisa: Bart!
Bart: Just cuttin' through
the treacle
Lisa: If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her
Bart: Let me get away with moider
Lisa: Teach us
songs and magic tricks
Homer: Might I add - no fat chicks!
Marge: Homer!
Lisa: The nanny we want is kindly
and sage
Homer: And one who will work for minimum wage!
Lisa: Hurry nanny, things are grim-
Abraham: I'll
do it!
Bart & Lisa: Anyone but him
| CUT EVERY CORNER | Écrit
par Alf Clausen, Al Jean, Mike Reiss |
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Shary Bobbins: If there’s a task that must be done
Don’t turn your tail and run!
Don’t pout! Don’t sob!
Just do a half-assed job!
If you cut every corner
It is really not so bad
Everybody does it
Even Mum and Dad
If nobody sees it, then nobody gets mad!
Bart: It’s
the American way!
Shary Bobbins: The policeman on the beat
needs some time to rest his feet
Wiggum: Fighting crime
is not my cup of tea!
Shary Bobbins: And the clerk who
runs the store can charge a little more for meat!
Apu:
For meat!
Shary Bobbins: And milk!
Apu: And
milk!
Shary Bobbins & Apu: From 1984!
Shary
Bobbins & les Simpson: It's the American way!
| A BOOZEHOOD NAMED BARNEY | Écrit
par Alf Clausen, Al Jean, Mike Reiss |
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Shary Bobbins: In front of a tavern, flat on his face
A boozehound named Barney is pleading his case...
Barney:
Buy me beer, two bucks a glass
Come on, help me - I'm freezing my ass
Buy me brandy
A snifter of wine
Who am I kidding?
I'll drink turpentine
Moe: Move it ya drunk or I'll blast
your rear end!
Barney: I found two bucks
Moe:
Then come in, my friend
Shary Bobbins: And so let us leave
on this heartwarming scene
Bart: Can I be a boozehound?
Homer: Not till you're fifteen
| HAPPY JUST THE WAY WE ARE | Écrit
par Alf Clausen, Al Jean, Mike Reiss |
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Homer: Around the house, I never lift a finger
As a husband and father I'm sub-par
I'd rather drink a beer
Than win Father of the Year
I'm happy with things the way they are
Lisa: I'm getting
used to never getting noticed
Bart: I'm stuck here till
I can steal a car
Marge: The house is still a mess, and
I'm going bald from stress-
Marge, Bart & Lisa: But
we're happy just the way we are!
Ned Flanders: They're
not perfect, but the Lord says love they neighbour-
Homer:
Shut up, Flanders
Ned Flanders: Okely-dokely-do
Shary
Bobbins: Don't think it's sour grapes but you're all a bunch of
apes
And so I must be leaving you!
| CASH AND CARY | Écrit par
Alf Clausen, Ken Keeler |
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I slugged some jerk in Tahoe
They gave me one to three
My high-priced lawyer sprung me on a tech-ni-cal-i-ty
I'm just visiting Springfield Prison
I get to sleep at home tonight
| MEET THE FLINTSTONES | Écrit par Joe
Barera, Hoyt Curtin, William Hanna |
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Simpson! Homer Simpson!
He's the greatest guy in history
From the..... town of Springfield
He's about to hit a chestnut tree
| UNDERWATER WONDERLAND | Écrit
par Alf Clausen, Greg Daniels |
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Under the sea
Under the sea
There'll be no accusations
Just friendly crustaceans
Under the sea!
| HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR BURNS | Écrit
par Mildred Hill, Patty Hill |
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Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday Burnsie
Happy Birthday to you
| THE FIELD OF EXCELLENCE | Écrit par
Alf Clausen, Jeff Martin, Al Jean, Mike Reiss, Jay Kogen,
Wallace Wolodarsky |
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It's the first annual Montgomery Burns
Award for...
Outstanding achievement in...
The field of...
Excellence!
| "ITCHY & SCRATCHY & POOCHIE"
THEME | Écrit par Robert Israel, Sam Simpn,
Alf Clausen, David Cohen |
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The name's Poochie D.
And I rock the telly
I'm half Joe Camel and a third Fonzarelli
I'm the Kung-Fu hippie
From gangsta city
I'm a rappin' surfer
You the fool I pity
| POOCHIE RAP SONG | Écrit
par Alf Clausen, David Cohen |
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Itchy: Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie.
Scratchy: What's that name again? I forgot.
Poochie:
The name's Poochie D.
And I rock this telly.
I'm half Joe Camel
and a third Fonzarelli.
I'm the kung-fu hippie.
From gangsta city.
I'm a rappin' surfer.
You the fool I pity.
Scratchy: Oohh, Poochie is one outrageous
dude.
Itchy: He's totally in my face
| THE CITY OF NEW YORK VS. HOMER SIMPSON
| You're Checkin' In | Écrit par Alf Clausen,
Ken Keeler |
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Le Juge: How do you find the defendant?
Jury Foreman:
He's guilty of mayhem, exposure indecent.
Juriste #1: Freaked-out
behavior both chronic and recent.
Jury: Drinking and driving,
narcotics possession.
Juriste #2: And that's just page
one of his ten page confession!
Le Juge: I should put you
away where you can't kill or maim us, but this LA and your rich and
famous!
La jeune célébrité: I'm checkin'
in!
Les médecins et les patients: He's checkin'
in!
La jeune célébrité: I'm checkin'
in!
Les médecins et les patients: Checkin', checkin'
in!
La jeune célébrité: No more pills
or alcohol, no more pot or Demorol, no more stinking fun at all!
I'm checkin' in!
Les médecins et les patients: He's
checkin' in! He's checkin' in!
Les Médecins: No
more looking pale and thin, no more bugs beneath your skin!
La
jeune célébrité: Hey, that's just my aspirin!
Les médecins et les patients: Chuck it out!
You're checkin' in!
| "QUIMBY" CAMPAIGN COMMERCIAL | Écrit
par Alf Clausen, Bill Oakley, Josh Weinstein |
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Without a Mayor Quimby, our town would really stink,
We wouldn't have a tire yard, or a mid-size roller rink.
We wouldn't have our gallows, or our shiny Bigfoot trap,
It's not the mayor's fault that the stadium collapsed!
| TRASH OF THE TITANS | The Garbageman | Écrit
par Alf Clausen, Ian Maxtone-Graham |
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Homer: Who can take your trash out?
Stomp it down for you?
Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thingie too?
The garbageman!
Les éboueurs: Oh, the garbageman
can!
The garbageman can, and he does it with a smile and never judges you.
Marge: Who can take this diaper?
Les éboueurs:
I don't mind at all.
Wiggum: Who can clean me up before
the big policeman's ball?
The garbageman!
Les éboueurs: Yes the garbageman
can!
U2: The sanitation folks are jolly, friendly blokes,
courteous and easygoing!
The Edge: They mop up when your
overflowing!
Bono: And tell you when your ass is showing!
Apu: Who can...
Tahiti Mel: Who can...
Ned
Flanders: Who can...
Oscar: Who can...
Homer:
The garbageman can!
Lisa and Bart: 'Cause he's Homer Simpson,
man!
Tous ensemble: He cleans the world up for you!
| CANYONERO | Écrit par Alf
Clausen, Donick Cary |
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Can you name the truck with four-wheel drive
Smells like a steak, and seats thrity-five?
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Hey, hey!
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide
Sixty-five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
She blinds everybody with her super high-beams
She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine
Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero!
Whoa, Canyonero! Whoa!
| EVERYONE LOVES NED FLANDERS | Écrit
par Alf Clausen, Al Jean, Mike Reiss |
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Coeur: Hens love roosters
Geese love ganders
Everyone else loves Ned Flanders
Homer: Not me
Coeur:
Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders
| "THE LOVE-MATIC GRAMPA" MAIN TITLE |
Écrit par Alf Clausen, Dan Greaneyzart |
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While shopping for some cans
An old man passed away
He floated up toward Heaven
But got lost along the way
Now he's the love-matic Grampa!
The wise Socratic Grampa!
And he'll fill our hearts with looooooove!
| THE BALLAD OF JEBEDIAH SPRINGFIELD
| Écrit par Jeff Martin |
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It's that team of Jebediah Springfield
Whip those horses, let that wagon roll
That a people might embiggen America
That a man might embiggen his soul, his soul, his souuuul!
| Mr PLOW | Écrit par Jeff
Martin |
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I'm Mr Plow
And I'm here to say
I'm the plowingest guy in the USA
I got a big plow
And I move a lot of things
Just like your cow
If you have one
| PLOW KING | Écrit par Jeff
Martin |
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When the snow starts falling
Theres a man you should be calling
That's kel-54796 Let it ring!
Mr. Plow is a loser
And I think he's a boozer
So you better make that call to the plow king!
| "KAMP KRUSTY THEME" SONG | Écrit
par Alf Clausen, Al Jean, Mike Reiss, Jay Kogen, Wallace
Wolodarsky |
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Hail to thee Kamp Krusty
By the shores of Big Snake Lake.
Though your swings are rusty,
We know they'll never break.
From your gleaming mess hall,
To your hollowed baseball field,
To your spic and span infirmary,
Where all our wounds are healed.
We will always love Kamp Krusty,
A registered trademark of the Krusty Corporation.
All rights reserved.
| UNION STRIKE FOLK SONG | Écrit par
Jeff Martin, Jay Kogen, Wallace Wolodarsky |
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Come gather 'round children
It's high time ye learns
About a hero named Homer
And a devil named Burns
We'll march 'til we drop
The girls and the fellas
We'll fight 'til the death
Or else fold like umbrellas
So, we'll march day and night
By the big cooling tower
They have the plant, but we have the power
| CLETUS THE SLACK-JAWED YOREL ! | Écrit
par Alf Clausen, Steve Tompkins |
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Some folks'll never eat a skunk
But then again some folks'll
Like Cletus, the Slack-Jawed Yokel
| "SKINNER & THE SUPERINTENDENT" THEME
| Écrit par Alf Clausen, Ken Keeler |
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Skinner with his crazy explanations
The superintendent's gonna need his medication
When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations
There'll be trouble in town, tonight!
| PRESIDENTS' SONG | Écrit
par Alf Clausen, Jeff Martin, Frank Mula |
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We are the mediocre presidents!
You won't find our faces on dollars or cents!
There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Filmore and there's Hayes!
There's William Henry Harrison, "I died in thirty days!"
We are the adequate, forgettable
Occasionally regrettable caretaker presidents of the U.S.A.!
| TALKIN' SOFTBALL | Écrit
par Terry Cashman |
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Well, Mr. Burns had done it
The power plant had won it
With Roger Clemens clucking all the while
Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile
While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the barroom tile
We're talkin softball
From Maine to San Diego
Talkin' softball
Mattingly and Canseco
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law
We're talkin' Homer...
Ozzie, and the Straw
We're talkin' softball
From Maine to San Diego
Talkin' softball
Mattingly and Canseco
Ken Girffey's grotesquely swollen jaw
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law
We're talkin Homer...
Ozzie, and the Straw
| BLESSED BE THE GUY THAT BONDS | Écrit
par Alf Clausen, Jeff Martin |
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The rules that constrain other men,
mean nothing to McBain.
The punches that bring pain to other men,
mean nothing to McBain.
McBain!
McBain!
McBain!
| YOU'RE GONNA LIKE ME (THE GABBO SONG) | Écrit
par Jeff Martin, John Swartzwelder |
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Gabbo: You're gonna like
You're gonna love me!
'Cause I can do most anything
I can do the hully gully!
I can imitate Vin Scully!
Let's take time out from this triple-play to talk about
Farmer Dan's pure pork sausages. Mmm, mmm!
I'll give out shiny dimes!
I can travel back in time!
Soldats: You're gonna like him!
Bolsheviks: You're gonna love him!
Tous: It's the
greatest show in toooooowwn!! Gabbo!
| CAN I BORROW A FEELING ? | Écrit
par Alf Clausen, Steve Tompkins |
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Can I borrow a feeling?
Could you lend me a jar of love?
Hurtin' hearts need some healin'
Take my hand with your jar of love
| HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR SMITHERS |
Écrit par Mildred Hill, Patty Hill |
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Happy Birthday Mister Smithers
Enregistrer au capitol Studios, The Fox Newman
Scoring Stage, Ground Control Studio, O'Henry Sound Studios, Sony
Scoring Stage et The Village Recorder
Ingénieur: Robert Vofgien
Directeurs Artistique: Hugh Brown et Peter Alexander
© 1999 Twentieth Century Fox Corporation.
Cet album est dédié à la mémoire de Phil
HARTMAN
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