1 • Mon pote Michael Jackson | Happy Birthday Lisa | Bart, Michael Jackson

2 • Lisa va à Washington | Le règne du déficit

Le déficit règne, oh oui, le déficit règne, On fait des trous dans le budget, tu parles d'une enseigne, J'vous l'dit, c'est le déficit, L'économie est décapitée, Ouais le déficit règne ! [...] Notre commerce plonge, Et nous on s'les ronge ! Pas question de passer l'éponge, non Sir !

3 • Lisa va à Washington | Lisa S.

Je vais vous parler de la petite Simpson, Une fouille-merde de huit ans qui n'a peur de personne ! Elle a coincé un filou, elle l'a pas raté, Elle a fait ça en une journée, On lui dit bravo ! C'est du bon boulot !

4 • Le palais du gaucher | - | Todd, clients

Todd :	Le vent chasse les nuages,
Les clients :	La joie chasse la peine. Le soleil remplace l'orage, L'amour remplace la haine. Accroche un sourire à tes lèvres amies, Et tu trouveras la vie belle.

5 • Tel père, tel clown | Générique du Krusty Show | Krusty

On a eu des tas, des tas, des tas de fous rires, Mais il est l'heure de partir... au trop. Si ce vieux clown est trouvé mort demain dans son lit, Il sera au Paradis, En train de faire son show !

6 • Tel père, tel clown | - | Bart

Tu marches le long des rues, Où t'es au cinéma, Où bien t'es seul, Eh là tout à coup on sonne, Dring, dring, Nos deux cœurs pourraient bien faire, Bing, bing.

7 • Tel père, tel clown | Mein papa | Krusty, Hershell

Krusty :	Oh mein papa, C'était un papa merveilleux ! Oh mein papa, Comme lui y'en a pas deux !
Ensemble :	Personne n'était, Si aimable et si adorable. Oh mein papa, C'est le meilleur des papas !

8 • Un cocktail d'enfer | Flaming Moe's

When the weight of the world has got you down And you want to end your life Bills to pay, a dead-end job And problems with the wife But don't throw in the towel 'Cause there's a place right down the block Where you can drink your misery away At Flaming Moe's Let's all go to Flaming Moe's Let's all go to Flaming Moe's When liquor in a mug Can warm you like a hug And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away

9 • Un puits de mensonges | We're sending our love down the well | Sting, Tahiti Mel, Rainier Wolfcastle, Krusty

Sting :	There's a hole in my heart As deep as a well For that poor little boy Who's stuck halfway to hell...
Tahiti Mel :	...Though we can't get him out We'll do the next best thing
Wolfcastle :	...We'll go on TV and sing, sing, sing...
Ensemble :	And we're sending our love down the well !
Krusty :	All the way down !
Ensemble :	We're sending our love down the well !
Krusty :	Down that well !

10 • Un puits de mensonges | Saut à la corde | Janey, copines

Cinq, quatre, trois, deux, un, zero, Bart Simpson, on aura ta peau, Il est tendre, Il est gras, Quel beau festin pour les rats !

11 • Homer au foyer | Berceuse pour Maggie | Homer

Bonne nuit... Ma chéri... Da da da da da da... Dee-dee-dee... Dee-dee-dee... Et que tes rêves soient jolis.

12 • Homer la foudre | We're Talkin' Softball

Well, Mr. Burns had done it The power plant had won it With Roger Clemens clucking all the while Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the barroom tile We're talkin softball From Maine to San Diego Talkin' softball Mattingly and Canseco Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw Steve Sax and his run-in with the law We're talkin' Homer... Ozzie, and the Straw We're talkin' softball From Maine to San Diego Talkin' softball Mattingly and Canseco Ken Girffey's grotesquely swollen jaw Steve Sax and his run-in with the law We're talkin Homer... Ozzie, and the Straw

13 • Imprésario de mon cœur | Your wife don't understand you | Lurleen Lumpkin

You work all day for some old man, You sweat and break your back, Then you go home to your castle, But your queen won't cut you slack. That's why you're losin' all your hair, That's why you're overweight, That's why you flipped your pick-up truck, Right off the innerstate. Now, you talk so tough and act so rough, But darlin' you can't hide, The heartache and the sadness, That's buried deep inside. There's a lot of bull they hand you, There's nothin' you can do, Your wife don't understand you, but I do, No, your wife don't understand you, but I do, I said your wife don't understand you, but I do !

14 • Imprésario de mon cœur | Bagged me a Homer | Lurleen Lumpkin

Oh, the bases were empty on the diamond of my heart, When the coach called me up to the plate, I'd been swingin' and missin', And lovin' and kissin', My average was point-double-o-eight. So I spit on my hands, Knocked the dirt from my spikes, And pointed right towards center field, This time I'm hittin' the home run, This time love is for real. I'll slide... I'll steal... I'll sacrifice, A lovin' fly for you, I've been slumpin' off season, But now I've found a reason, I've struck on a love that is true. I used to play the field, I used to be a roamer, But season's turin' around for me now, I've finally bagged me a Homer, That's right, I've finally bagged me a Homer.

15 • Imprésario de mon cœur | Bunk with me tonight | Lurleen Lumpkin

In this trailer, I get so cold and lonely, Lying there awake at night, muttering if only You weren't married, So I might ask you To bunk with me tonight, Bunk with me tonight, oh, bunk with me tonight, I'm asking, will you bunk with me tonight.

16 • Imprésario de mon cœur | Reste fidèle à ton imprésario | Lurleen Lumpkin

He's quite a man, I tried to kiss him, but Homer ran. Sure wish I could say, that I was his, I hope that Marge knows, just how lucky she is.

17 • Le permis d'Otto Bus | Moucheron espagnol | Homer

C'était un moucheron espagnol, Son rêve était d'être une idole, Un soir il vit les Beatles et le lendemain il vit aussi les Rolling Stone, Et il en perdit la boussole, Alors il s'dit pourquoi pas moi et...

18 • Le permis d'Otto Bus | Notre chauffeur | Élèves, Skinner

En cœur :	Ouh bravo notre chauffeur, Notre chauffeur, notre chauffeur. Ouh bravo notre chauffeur, Notre gentil chauffeur.
Ensemble :	Quand il boit, il mort, Dès fois il s'endort. Ouh bravo notre chauffeur, Notre gentil chauffeur.

19 • Le permis d'Otto Bus | Le rock | Otto Bus

J'fais du rock même si ça vous prend la tête. Du rock, du rock, il y a que ça pour faire la fête, yeah.

20 • Le retour du frère prodigue | The First Annual Montgomery Burns Award | Chanteurs

Tous ensemble :	It's the first annual Montgomery Burns Award for...
Chanteurs :	Outstanding achievement in...
Chanteuses :	The field of...
Tous ensemble :	Excellence !