1 • Un monde trop parfait | Scorpio

2 • Bart chez les dames | Le soleil de Springfield* | Homer, Belle, les danseuses, Wiggum, Krusty, Skinner, M. et Mme Quimby, Abraham, Jasper, Bart, Jimno, Dolph, Kearney, Apu

Homer :	Vous pourriez fermer le Mini-Marché, On n'en aurait rien à faire ! Mais le cœur et l'âme de Springfield, C'est la Maison du Derrière...
Belle :	On est le poivre sur votre steak, Et le miel sur vos crêpes. On est le soleil de Springfield.
Danseuse 1 :	On aime la soie, le satin,
Belle :	La pomme sans les pépins !
Belle, danseuses :	Oui, on est le soleil de Springfield
Belle :	Nous ajoutons le piment qui manque tant à votre existence. Eh tout ca à des prix défiants toute concurrence !
Lovejoy :	Vous manquez de sens moral ! Vos agissements sont un scandale !
Danseuse 1 :	Sachez que nos tenues légères,
Danseuse 2 :	Plaisent beaucoup à votre père.
Belle, danseuses :	Le Gin dans votre Martini, La sauce sur vos spaghettis, Oui, nous sommes le [son] de Springfield !
Wiggum, Krusty, Skinner :	On se souvient de nos visites.
Quimby :	À chaque fois ce fut magique !
Mme Quimby:	Mais Joseph, j'ignorais tout ça !
Quimby :	À d'autre poulette, tu bossais là !
Abe, Jasper :	On n'aurait pas tant rigolé [???] toutes ces années !
Bart :	Fermer cette boîte ? Mais ça va pas les gars !
Jimbo, Dolph, Kearney :	Puisqu'on nous avait caché ça !
Danseuses :	Mais indispensable chez nous !
Apu :	Vous êtes les bras de Vishnu !
Danseuses :	Prenez pas le [son d'un ressort] !
Hommes :	Fermer pas le [son d'un pipot] !
Ensemble :	Oui, laissez-le [son] à Springfield !

3 • Un Milhouse pour deux | Puis-je emprunter un sentiment ? | Kirk Van Houten

Can I borrow a feeling ? Could you lend me a jar of love ? Hurtin' hearts need some healin' Take my hand with your jar of love

4 • Le gros petit ami de Lisa | Joy to the world | Nelson

Joy to the world ! The teacher's dead ! We bar-b-qued her head ! What happened to her body ? We flushed it down the potty ! And round and round it goes And round and round it goes

5 • Sharry Bobbins | The nanny song | Lisa, Bart, Homer, Marge, Abraham

Lisa :	If you wish to be our sitter Please be sweet and never bitter Help us with math and book reports
Bart :	Might I add, eat my shorts !
Lisa :	Bart !
Bart :	Just cuttin' through the treacle
Lisa :	If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her
Bart :	Let me get away with moider
Lisa :	Teach us songs and magic tricks
Homer :	Might I add - no fat chicks !
Marge :	Homer !
Lisa :	The nanny we want is kindly and sage
Homer :	And one who will work for minimum wage !
Lisa :	Hurry nanny, things are grim
Abraham :	I'll do it !
Bart, Lisa :	Anyone but him

6 • Sharry Bobbins | Cut every corner | Sharry Bobbins, Bart, Wiggum, Apu, les Simpson

S. Bobbins :	If there’s a task that must be done Don’t turn your tail and run ! Don’t pout! Don’t sob ! Just do a half-assed job ! If you cut every corner It is really not so bad Everybody does it Even Mum and Dad If nobody sees it, then nobody gets mad !
Bart :	It’s the American way !
S. Bobbins :	The policeman on the beat needs some time to rest his feet
Wiggum :	Fighting crime is not my cup of tea !
S. Bobbins :	And the clerk who runs the store can charge a little more for meat !
Apu :	For meat !
S. Bobbins :	And milk !
Apu :	And milk !
S. Bobbins, Apu :	From 1984!
S. Bobbins, les Simpson:	It's the American way !

7 • Sharry Bobbins | A boozehound named Barney | Sharry Bobbins, Barney, Moe, Bart, Homer

Shary Bobbins :	In front of a tavern, flat on his face A boozehound named Barney is pleading his case...
Barney :	Buy me beer, two bucks a glass Come on, help me - I'm freezing my ass Buy me brandy A snifter of wine Who am I kidding ? I'll drink turpentine
Moe :	Move it ya drunk or I'll blast your rear end !
Barney :	I found two bucks
Moe :	Then come in, my friend
Shary Bobbins :	And so let us leave on this heartwarming scene
Bart :	Can I be a boozehound ?
Homer :	Not till you're fifteen

8 • Sharry Bobbins | Happy just the way we are | Homer, Lisa, Bart, Marge, Ned Flanders, Sharry Bobbins

Homer :	Around the house, I never lift a finger As a husband and father I'm sub-par I'd rather drink a beer Than win Father of the Year I'm happy with things the way they are
Lisa :	I'm getting used to never getting noticed
Bart :	I'm stuck here till I can steal a car
Marge :	The house is still a mess, and I'm going bald from stress
Marge, Bart, Lisa :	But we're happy just the way we are !
Ned Flanders :	They're not perfect, but the Lord says love they neighbour
Homer :	Shut up, Flanders
Ned Flanders :	Okely-dokely-do
Shary Bobbins :	Don't think it's sour grapes but you're all a bunch of apes And so I must be leaving you !

9 • Itchy, Scratchy et Poochie | Theme

They fight! And bite ! And bark ! They fight and bite and bite ! And bark ! Fight bite bark ! Woof woof woof ! The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show !

10 • Itchy, Scratchy et Poochie | Le rap de Poochie | Homer

Je m'appelle Poochie, je secoue la téloche. Je suis un chien-loup qui a pas sa langue dans sa poche. Je suis le kung-fu hippie de Gansta City. Je suis un rappeur surfer, T'en verras de toutes les couleurs.

11 • Les Frères ennemis | Cash and Cary | Krusty

I slugged some jerk in Tahoe They gave me one to three My high-priced lawyer sprung me on a tech-ni-cal-i-ty I'm just visiting Springfield Prison I get to sleep at home tonight

12 • Les vrais faux Simpson | Love-Matic Grampa

While shopping for some cans An old man passed away He floated up toward Heaven But got lost along the way Now he's the love-matic Grampa ! The wise Socratic Grampa ! And he'll fill our hearts with looooooove !

13 • Les vrais faux Simpson | L'heure du sourire | Les Simpson

Ensemble :	Come along and bring the family, Come along and join the fun, Come along and join the family Join the family ... Simpson ! Roll Call !
Marge :	Remember me, my name is Marge, The TV mom whose hair is large !
Bart :	Step back, mom, it's Bart's turn now ! Eat my shorts, don't have a cow !
Lisa :	I'm Lisa, peppy, blonde, and stunning ! Sophomore prom queen five years running ! Go-o-o-o, Lisa ! [Bart fait arrêter la musique]

14 • Les vrais faux Simpson | On veut des bonbons !| Les Simpson, Jasper, Smithers

Homer :	I want candy !
Marge :	But don't you want to end world famine ?
Bart :	I want candy !
Marge :	Or save the endangered Alaskan salmon ?
Lisa :	I want candy !
Marge :	Well if you won't think of society's ills ...
Homer, Bart, Lisa :	I want candy !
Marge :	At least, think of our dentist bills.
Enfants :	C'est une nouvelle danse qui se danse comme ça. Ca s'appelle le twist de la pastille de menthe.
Jasper :	Lollipop, Lollipop, Oh, Lolli, Lolli, Lollipop, Lollipop ! [Il croque dans une sucette et son dentier tombe]
Smithers :	Crack that Whip Liquorice Whip I said "Whip It" Liquorice Whip
Les Simpson :	On veut des bonbons. On veut des bonbons... Bonbons !