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Dans le premier Simpson Horror Show (s2), le cuisiner Serak est nommé tel le personnage du père de Monsieur Spock dans la série Star Trek. Il n’apparaîtra plus dans la série mais sera mentionné que dans un comics.Paroles des épisodes de la saison 8
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Par album :
The Simpsons Sing The Blues
The Yellow Album
Songs in the Key of Springfield
Go Simpsonic With The Simpsons
Un monde trop parfait : "Scorpio"
Chantée par :Scorpio !
He'll sting with his dreams of power and wealth !
Beware of Scorpio !
His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world
And his employees' health !
He'll welcome you into his lair
Like the nobleman welcomes his guest !
With a free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest !
But beware of his generous pensions
Plus three weeks paid vacation each year !
And on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer !
He loves German beer !
Bart chez les dames : "Le soleil de Springfield"
Chantée par : Homer, Belle, les danseuses, Wiggum, Krusty, Skinner, M. et Mme Quimby, Abraham, Jasper, Bart, Jimno, Dolph, Kearney, Apu|
Homer :
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Vous pourriez fermer le Mini-Marché,
On n'en aurait rien à faire ! Mais le cœur et l'âme de Springfield, C'est la Maison du Derrière... |
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Belle :
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On est le poivre sur votre steak, Et le miel sur vos crêpes. On est le soleil de Springfield. |
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Danseuse 1 :
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On aime la soie, le satin, |
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Belle :
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La pomme sans les pépins ! |
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Belle,
danseuses : |
Oui, on est le soleil de Springfield |
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Belle :
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Nous ajoutons le piment qui manque tant à votre existence.
Eh tout ca à des prix défiants toute concurrence ! |
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Lovejoy :
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Vous manquez de sens moral !
Vos agissements sont un scandale ! |
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Danseuse 1 :
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Sachez que nos tenues légères, |
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Danseuse 2 :
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Plaisent beaucoup à votre père. |
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Belle,
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Le Gin dans votre Martini, La sauce sur vos spaghettis, Oui, nous sommes le [son] de Springfield ! |
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Wiggum, Krusty,
Skinner : |
On se souvient de nos visites. |
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Quimby :
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À chaque fois ce fut magique ! |
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Mme Quimby:
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Mais Joseph, j'ignorais tout ça ! |
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Quimby :
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À d'autre poulette, tu bossais là ! |
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Abe, Jasper :
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On n'aurait pas tant rigolé [???] toutes ces années ! |
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Bart :
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Fermer cette boîte ? Mais ça va pas les gars ! |
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Jimbo, Dolph,
Kearney : |
Puisqu'on nous avait caché ça ! |
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Danseuses :
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Mais indispensable chez nous ! |
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Apu :
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Vous êtes les bras de Vishnu ! |
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Danseuses :
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Prenez pas le [son d'un ressort] ! |
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Hommes :
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Fermez pas le [son d'un pipot] ! |
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Ensemble :
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Oui, laissez-le [son] à Springfield ! |
Un Milhouse pour deux : "Puis-je emprunter un sentiment ?"
Chantée par : Kirk Van Houten| Can I borrow a feeling ? Could you lend me a jar of love ? Hurtin' hearts need some healin' Take my hand with your jar of love |
Le gros petit ami de Lisa : "Joy to the world"
Chantée par : Nelson| Joy to the world ! The teacher's dead ! We bar-b-qued her head ! What happened to her body ? We flushed it down the potty ! And round and round it goes And round and round it goes |
Shary Bobbins : "Cut every corner"
Chantée par : Sharry Bobbins, Bart, Wiggum, Apu, les Simpson|
S. Bobbins :
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If there’s a task that must be done Don’t turn your tail and run ! Don’t pout! Don’t sob ! Just do a half-assed job ! If you cut every corner It is really not so bad Everybody does it Even Mum and Dad If nobody sees it, then nobody gets mad ! |
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Bart :
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It’s the American way ! |
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S. Bobbins :
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The policeman on the beat needs some time to rest his feet
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Wiggum :
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Fighting crime is not my cup of tea ! |
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S. Bobbins :
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And the clerk who runs the store can charge a little more for meat !
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Apu :
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For meat ! |
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S. Bobbins :
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And milk ! |
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Apu :
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And milk ! |
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S. Bobbins,
Apu : |
From 1984! |
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S. Bobbins,
les Simpson: |
It's the American way ! |
Shary Bobbins : "The nanny song"
Chantée par : Lisa, Bart, Homer, Marge, Abraham
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Lisa :
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If you wish to be our sitter Please be sweet and never bitter Help us with math and book reports |
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Bart :
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Might I add, eat my shorts ! |
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Lisa :
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Bart ! |
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Bart :
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Just cuttin' through the treacle |
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Lisa :
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If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her |
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Bart :
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Let me get away with moider |
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Lisa :
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Teach us songs and magic tricks |
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Homer :
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Might I add - no fat chicks ! |
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Marge :
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Homer ! |
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Lisa :
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The nanny we want is kindly and sage |
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Homer :
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And one who will work for minimum wage ! |
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Lisa :
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Hurry nanny, things are grim |
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Abraham :
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I'll do it ! |
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Bart, Lisa :
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Anyone but him |
Shary Bobbins : " A boozehound named Barney"
Chantée par : Sharry Bobbins, Barney, Moe, Bart, Homer|
Shary Bobbins :
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In front of a tavern, flat on his face A boozehound named Barney is pleading his case... |
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Barney :
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Buy me beer, two bucks a glass Come on, help me - I'm freezing my ass Buy me brandy A snifter of wine Who am I kidding ? I'll drink turpentine |
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Moe :
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Move it ya drunk or I'll blast your rear end ! |
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Barney :
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I found two bucks |
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Moe :
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Then come in, my friend |
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Shary Bobbins :
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And so let us leave on this heartwarming scene |
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Bart :
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Can I be a boozehound ? |
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Homer :
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Not till you're fifteen |
Shary Bobbins : "Happy just the way we are"
Chantée par : Homer, Lisa, Bart, Marge, Ned Flanders, Sharry Bobbins|
Homer :
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Around the house, I never lift a finger As a husband and father I'm sub-par I'd rather drink a beer Than win Father of the Year I'm happy with things the way they are |
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Lisa :
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I'm getting used to never getting noticed |
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Bart :
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I'm stuck here till I can steal a car |
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Marge :
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The house is still a mess, and I'm going bald from stress |
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Marge, Bart,
Lisa : |
But we're happy just the way we are ! |
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Ned Flanders :
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They're not perfect, but the Lord says love they neighbour |
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Homer :
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Shut up, Flanders |
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Ned Flanders :
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Okely-dokely-do |
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Shary Bobbins :
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Don't think it's sour grapes but you're all a bunch of apes And so I must be leaving you ! |
Itchy, Scratchy et Poochie : "Le rap de Poochie"
Chantée par : Homer
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Je m'appelle Poochie, je secoue la téloche. |
Les frères ennemis : "Cash and Cary"
Chantée par : Krusty| I slugged some jerk in Tahoe They gave me one to three My high-priced lawyer sprung me on a tech-ni-cal-i-ty I'm just visiting Springfield Prison I get to sleep at home tonight |
Les vrais-faux Simpson : "Love-Matic Grampa"
Chantée par :| While shopping for some cans An old man passed away He floated up toward Heaven But got lost along the way Now he's the love-matic Grampa ! The wise Socratic Grampa ! And he'll fill our hearts with looooooove ! |
Les vrais-faux Simpson : "L'heure du sourire"
Chantée par : Les Simpson|
Ensemble :
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Come along and bring the family, Come along and join the fun, Come along and join the family Join the family ... Simpson ! Roll Call ! |
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Marge :
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Remember me, my name is Marge, The TV mom whose hair is large ! |
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Bart :
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Step back, mom, it's Bart's turn now ! Eat my shorts, don't have a cow ! |
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Lisa :
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I'm Lisa, peppy, blonde, and stunning ! Sophomore prom queen five years running ! Go-o-o-o, Lisa ! [Bart fait arrêter la musique] |
Les vrais-faux Simpson : "On veut des bonbons !"
Chantée par : Les Simpson, Jasper, Smithers|
Homer :
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I want candy ! |
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Marge :
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But don't you want to end world famine ? |
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Bart :
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I want candy ! |
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Marge :
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Or save the endangered Alaskan salmon ? |
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Lisa :
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I want candy ! |
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Marge :
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Well if you won't think of society's ills ... |
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Homer, Bart, Lisa :
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I want candy ! |
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Marge :
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At least, think of our dentist bills. |
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Enfants :
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C'est une nouvelle danse qui se danse comme ça. Ca s'appelle le twist de la pastille de menthe. |
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Jasper :
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Lollipop, Lollipop, Oh, Lolli, Lolli, Lollipop, Lollipop ! [Il croque dans une sucette et son dentier tombe] |
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Smithers :
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Crack that Whip Liquorice Whip I said "Whip It" Liquorice Whip |
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Les Simpson :
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On veut des bonbons. On veut des bonbons... Bonbons ! |